Its about making memories worth repressing
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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