Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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