so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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