so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
What a dumb baby whore.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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