Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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