I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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