apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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