There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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