I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
