So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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