so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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