How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he fucked my hip out of place.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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