It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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