It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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