sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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