whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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