its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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