My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
