My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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