Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
