holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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