ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
