All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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