Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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