Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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