i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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