Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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