Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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