I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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