none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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