Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
These tits shall not be calmed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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