and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
