Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
