Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Randomize
