Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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