Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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