Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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