Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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