let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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