nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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