I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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