It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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