Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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