i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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