just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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