Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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