Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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