who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
this hospital has no fireball
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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