I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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