how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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