what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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